mercredi 3 juin 2009


Writing……I think I love.

Ever since I read Azuka’s blog,I’ve been thinking that I love his style,like how he got his thing going on.He writes like these awesome stories and also write some awesome *actually I don’t know how much* computer programmes.

There are some obviously unreasonable events that occur in life that just makes you think.Ranging from the religious killers to men who rape toddlers even girls who have no restraint whatsoever to pose nude for a couple of bucks.

I believe that for every act there is a reaction *not always equal and opposite* . This reaction might not be immediate,it could take as long as the naira to be equal to the value of the dollar
ten years but it gets around.A father having kids at opposite ends of the world and those kids decide to meet and somehow fall in love with each other probably even get married and have lots of sex lots of kids.Incredible things that happen that have no explanation that’s really quite logic.

I love the Nigerian national football team,I love Nigeria.Last night in a football match against France,for reasons I’d like to keep private *although I think some people should know* I fell in love once again.

I wish I had a story to tell,like a heart rending one that keeps you on your toes and taps you in front of your screen,a bit like the “scribbly” type but definetely not that afrobabilicious kind.The Carlangy and Azukaish fit a little bit.But what would be a bomb would be the mixture of them all,would definetely blow you minds.

I’m stuck in a dilema,wondering what life is all about and why I don’t follow God as much as I should.I go to church and all,I don’t drink,smoke.............well you get it.I could say I’m not exactly the devil or your average bad boy at that.But I want to be *a little* because I think girls are readily attracted to “bad boys”.I’m not totally shallow as a lot of readers might be thinking ,although I do fancy having a menage à quatre someday,but I digress.Why can’t I be like some pastor?fire breathing and water drinking and stuff.

I haven’t all what I’m thinking or as I’ve thought because as the thoughts come they are quickly replaced by others and disintegrate.

I want to travel ABROAD, eat mac donalds burgers and fries,those long talked about kebabs,french cheese and bread “pain à pates”.Walk out on the streets and with everything I do I can be confident that YES! I CAN.Take the subway,get mugged by a group of gangstars and then seek revenge in the name of my assasinated dog.Perform grand heists and prison breaks with the most sophisticated guns and computers.And yeah,Use really big words like everyday and just be so at home saying them that girls just drool over the eloquent handsome young

Better still is going into a medievial times and with all the courage in the world added with all the stupidity in south Molibawi,charge an army of soldiers and send about fifteen of those soldiers to an early grave *12 and 13 year olds were cosidered young at the time,above twenty without countless deaths to your name,people considered you gay and feeble*

"more lives have been saved by calm men that courageous one"

And with the same blow with which I had struck down the 16th,I kill the 17 with two swords inside of me and the rise up to behead the 18-23rd who consider it their place to take my head as a trophy for haven ended the days of their most dreaded enemy who wouldn’t bow for any man.At the 23rd the rest of the not so many soldiers now decide to let the body be,as even in death i strike fear in the hearts of men.A handsome,courageous and yet stupid warrior who has bedded 12 women in different villages he had conquered and had each one of them pregnant.At the age of 18,he leaves the world to a better place *yeah right* leaving behind 15 young lads stupid as he was,having it in their mind to revenge their father as soon as they were ready *13 ish*
Their mothers couldn’t stop them afterall she was just a woman.

Random rocks and yeah I do too..............

DISCLAIMER:In the event of any scandal produced as a result of my words being quoted elsewhere,we at GfuncICS will not submit to legal or spiritual actions in the pursuit of claims of redemption.

11 commentaires:

  1. lol@ nair equlas to the dollar, the CIA will infiltrate our banks and sgut us down before we even get close

    Go naija!!! Naija 4 life my broda..on their home turf ooo!

    lol..u no well, I'll take that as a compliment!! Leave Afrobabe style oo she rocks in her own right lol.

    you want to get mugged...even gangsters don't want to get mugged...abi u just want something to blog about lol

    lol@ ur disclaimer...U don dey mad small small!!

    Mehn U sha wan join d Random crew..I don't think they have a group discount at the insane asylum ooo

  2. yeah bro!

    Now that I read,I guess the randomness was so random that I could be a whole lot more random that my mentors lol

    This disclaimer thing is very important oh
    who knows? I will be running for Naija president come 2000 and six presidential elections from now *seven means perfection,don't it?* well I don't want these temporary exhibitions of abnormality to hinder my chances.

  3. lol...i love naija too...first time hr..i love hw ur mind wonders.

  4. this your comment has got me feeling like obasanjo or is it better yaradua now,whatever you just give me that "YES I CAN" feeling

    thnks for stopping by

  5. Yes we can!!! lol even though I'm not sure about the assassinated dog thingie lol

  6. na where my imagination carry me reach oh
    sometimes I dey ask myself why I'm not more than a chicken hearted supposedly male

    heroism moves me,I need to be one

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  8. CAN I PLEASE EXPLORE YOUR MIND WITH YOU....gosh you have an imagination!

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    "no paid operators, only real people and real pleasure."


  10. wetin concern me with virtual when I can "TRY" to be a man and get thhe reality

  11. Random as usual...Random i like!